Voter turnout has been steadily declining since the 1980s. In the 2006 election, only 64.7 per cent of eligible voters cast a ballot. This is down from 75 per cent in 1988. So, what gives? In 2003, Elections Canada released Explaining the Turnout Decline in Canadian Federal Elections: A New Survey of Non-voters. The survey found that 52.9 per cent of those who didn’t vote chose not to because they’re “just not interested.” Just not interested? It’s clear that it’s time to step it up. With this in mind I have a few ideas on how to make the political world more exciting to the average Canadian. You’re welcome Parliament!
1. Have a special celebrity guest start Question Period once a week
Similar to the New York Stock Exchange having high-profile people ringing the opening and closing bell, this would create a sense of excitement and encourage Canadians to learn more about the parliamentary process. Some suggestions for potential celebrity guests include, but are not limited to The Situation from Jersey Shore, Mike Holmes, William Shatner and Drake.
2. Parliamentary committee cage fights
With the unrivaled popularity of mixed martial arts these days, it might be time to bring the octagon to Parliament Hill. Instead of committee witnesses answering questions from MPs from the comfort of a leatherback chair, those questions would be answered through sheer brute force in the octagon. This is guaranteed to bring in more general population spectators to committee hearings.
3. Revamp the Parliament Hill boutique
If anyone has ever been the Hard Rock Café or Planet Hollywood knows, people love memorabilia. That’s why I propose a total renovation of the Parliament Hill Boutique to include a new section for memorabilia and collectables. Looking for that perfect gift to give to a loved one on a special occasion, look no further than the Parliament Hill Boutique AND Memorabilia Superstore. Displays could include the suit Jean Chretien wore when he gave his famous Shawinigan Handshake or the handprints of current and past Members of Parliament.
Seriously though, even though the suggestions listed above are meant to be purely humorous, how can we get Canadians more engaged in the political process? Please add your own ideas to the list.
